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sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

rabbit-runner

rabbit-runner:

ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER GODDAMN GIVEAWAY. 

I once again have enough money to host a giveaway for all my wonderful followers. So here’s what you, yes, you! Can win; 

1. Any two wigs under $40 on any wig site of your choosing. 

2. $45 to spend on Etsy

3. $45 to spend on Amazon.

4. $45 to spend on What-Pumpkin.

5. $45 to spend on Ali-Express. 

6. TWO, get that, TWO, whole large pizza’s from any site delivered to your door. 

Wonderful, isn’t it? I’m wonderful. Even though you’d love to get these prizes in two days, I have some rules. 

1. Must Be Following Me. Just like my other giveaways, this is for my followers only. You can unfollow after this giveaway is done, even though that’s kinda rude. 

2. Likes do NOT count. Reblog’s only. You can like it to remember for later, but that will not count for an entry. 

3. Reblog as many times as you like, but do not spam your followers. This is something you should know. 

4. The winner will not be announced unless they want to. Because some people can be sore losers and say that the winner cheated and will actually send them hate. 

So there’s only 4 rules that you need to follow and we’ll come out alive. Alright. 

GIVEAWAY ENDS ON DECEMBER 1ST. THE TIME MAY CHANGE AROUND THEN DUE TO FAMILY ISSUES. 

Good luck!